People,
Ok, so I've been called out...I'm a horrible blogger these days. However, there are reasons.
Last Thursday I picked up a migrant Canadian farmer who was hitchhiking by the side of rt. 390. We got to talking and when my defenses were down he stabbed me in the armpit with a crescent roll and took my best guitar. By the time I tracked him down, murdered him and buried him in a secret location I was tired and in no mood to keep up with my writing.
So you see why I've been away....
I think 'Douche Tube' is two words.
Regardless, it's a great new expression !