Hello people, how the hell are you?!?
I know. It's been a while. But people, it had to take a long time to get to where we are now. This entry is the beginning of my diary, Mach II. What is Mach II, you ask? Well, all I can say is that you should check here regularly for all the latest stories about the sex, the drugs, the sex drugs, the brutal violence and of course the rock and roll that takes place in the Fooled By April camp.
Let's begin, shall we?
OK, you're probably still wondering why this hasn't been updated since April, even after the aforementioned Mach II explanation. Well, to be honest, both Jordan and Pete were in alcoholic comas until about a month ago. Their recovery has been slow, but they want you to know that they appreciate all your cards and flowers. They ask that if you want to send anything else, a bottle of Hennessy is always a good get well gift. As for Gordon, he went a little "bonkers" (that was the technical term the doctors used, but I think they meant crazy) upon returning home and moved to the West Antilles in the hopes of becoming the first male Franciscan nun missionary. And even though he helped a lot of people, he was never really accepted into the order and came home a broken man. As for me, I discovered a polymer that is stronger than steel yet more malleable than rubber which I have been attempting to sell with very little success.
We have been working really hard since the last update of our trials and travails on this great road we call rock and roll. People, Mach II has begun. Get ready.