People,

Yesterday I rode the bike in a snowstorm for the first time and I will report that, just as you may have expected, it sucked ass. Hard.

Well, let me clarify that. It sucked ass hard in the sense that it was really dangerous and I could have fallen and died at any time. However, it was pretty cool in the sense that everyone I talked to about it thought I was either very brave or very crazy. And being a dude at heart, having people incorrectly assume that I'm brave and crazy makes me very happy.

Quite honestly, a part of me wanted to be able to walk back into work with my arm in a sling and having no skin, smoking a cigarette and talking about how I had to "lay it down".

Guys are dumb.