fooled by april joe's diary

People,

Let me give all you guys out there a little piece of advice.

If you are in a band and the band is ending and you even feel confident that there is a tacit understanding in the band that this dissolution is fair game for one band member's journal - well....you better think again.

This is important stuff. Actually, I think this advice is so important that it should be added to the Ten Commandments, which should now read:
I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.

IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

V. Honour thy father and thy mother.

VI. Thou shalt not kill.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal.

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.

XI. If you are in a band and the band is ending and you even feel confident that there is a tacit understanding in the band that this dissolution is fair game for one band member's journal - well....you better think again.

I mention this because certain members of this little group of ours weren't quite ready to spill the beans, so now I feel like a huge dick.

Oh well, sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.

Dude

The news is sorry enough. We don't need the sordid details of your little intra-band soap opera. If the band is busted, it's busted, why wait with the news. That's just bullshit. Besides, the news of FxA's impending demise will probably boost ticket sales.

I'm fascinated by this sudden emergence of a "third anonymous" on both of our comments boards. It's like a conspiracy theory to crack.

Brendan

If I am the third Anonymous of which you speak(the one whose posting above addresses Joe as 'Dude' and the one whose posting yesterday reminisced over a High-and-Dry singalong). I assure you there is no conspiracy. In fact, I signed yesterday's post.
If however, I am not the individual to whom your posting above referred, then I apologize for this present posting.
You see, mommy and daddy ignored me as a chile so I seek out attention and fulfillment in others. Namely, local rock stars.

Thanks for clearing that up. Although the conspiracy theories were fun.

Oh, and I hope Joe dies in a fiery motorcycle wreck.

Oops...

Are we talking real hope for death here or one in a "Primus Sucks" kinda way?

Odd.

Just an update:

It STILL sucks major stinky ass that the band is breaking up.

Anonothrice