People,

Last night Ladybetrothed Sarah and I decided that we had had enough. We were both tired and cranky, sick to death of our boring daily routines and especially of our boring ass diets.

So....we ordered pizza and chicken wings and gave ourselves the night off. Or so we thought.

When you haven't had any pizza in a long time the first slice is like making love to a supermodel while inventing a cure to cancer. It's just that good. The rest of the pie goes down pretty easily too. Bad food is awesome.

Unfortunately, bad food comes at a price, especially when you're on a bland boring ass diet. For me that price was stomach cramps and devastating indigestion. For LBS it was a stomach ache that kept her awake all night, during which she read an entire Dean Koontz book.

So really, nobody wins except Dean Koontz.