People,

Have you ever tried to do something and just failed miserably? I mean, we all have, but have you ever failed so miserably that you knew that even if someone offered you another chance and a billion dollars to succeed at the same task you would still fail?

For me, such a task is Halo 2 online. 12-Gauge and I have been playing it a lot lately and the general consensus of myself and every person I've ever played against is that I suck. But suck isn't a strong enough word. Let's just say that a blind two-month old retarded chimpanzee with no hands could beat me down in this game.

Of course, this knowledge will not stop me. I know that I will continue to play this irascible game against nine years old in Japan and continue to be bitch slapped all over the place by them.

Life is, of course, terrible.