People,

So, it's tax season again. Oh wait, it's only tax season for those lazy asses who filed for an extension, using the extended time to do absolutely nothing but sit on their asses playing video games until the next deadline stared them straight in the face. Of course, I am one of those people.

I filed for an extension because I had too much to learn about the intracacies of tax law (as it pertains to small businesses like the band) to file in April. And of course I convinced myself that the return I would file in August would be one sweet return. The people at the IRS would be like "Gerald, Christine, get over here, this return kicks ass!"

Alas, it will not be so. My taxes are due definitively on the 15th and I know no more now than I did back in the day. Dag.

If anyone wants to volunteer to work for me while I'm being audited I would really appreciate it.