People,

I am just back from that great land to the north, and I think I fell in love.

Oh Canada, you are very pretty, your citizens are incredibly nice and helpful, everyone talks funny and you make me feel rich with your generous exchange rate. Your flag makes me think of trees and everyone likes hockey. Too much French for my taste, but no one is perfect.

Highlights from the trip tomorrow. Today I have to bust my ass at work so as not to be fired. Man, if jobs was a real living person, I'd kick his ass and then have him make me a sandwich.