People,

Here's my creepy experience for the day....

As I came to a stop at an intersection on my way to work, my morning motorcycle reverie was interrupted by beeping. A LOT of beeping. Angry beeping.

So, since I was curious about who was being beeped at, I turned around. Coming down the road directly at me at about 20 miles per hour was a red Geo Prism. The car had its hazards on and had NO ONE BEHIND THE WHEEL.

And so I began to panic, since this three thousand pound zombie death machine with a mind of its own was bearing down on me, beeping sporadically (and angrily) the whole time. I ran through the list of people who might send a demonic zombie death machine after me but I was coming up blank.

Now, just before I was about to take off (red light be damned) up into the driver's seat pops this angry looking old Asian lady. I guess she had been looking for something on the floor and was inadvertently hitting the horn. Um, dag.

And so I sat there, just kind of staring at her, with my heart in my throat. Of course, as I was staring at her, the light turned green, she beeped at me for real and started cursing me out in Chinese.

I'm sure this must be some kind of divine signal, but I can't for the life of me figure it out.