People,

Ok, so last week I talked about going to the strip club with 12-Gauge and Brendo "Professional Strip Club Attendee" Frendo. I discussed getting my first lap dance and how it was nice, but a little awkward, uncomfortable and felt like I was getting a hooker.

Anyway, yesterday I went to the hair salon to get a cut for a wedding I'm playing at this weekend. What's the connection? Well, as I sat there in the wash chair, getting my head massaged and my hair cleaned and conditioned it hit me: the lap dance cost $30, this wash and haircut costs $40, a pittance considering that physical contact is both relaxing, about a million times nicer and smells at least 18 times less like a hooker. Add to that that after you get your head massage/wash/conditioning you actually get a haircut and the salon becomes a downright bargain.

So fellas, who's joining me for a little trim next weekend?