People,

Sorry for the late post, but I've been at the doctor's office getting all checked out.

I actually enjoy going to the doctor sometimes because the questions he feels obligated to ask me make me feel a lot cooler than I am. For instance, today when we were discussing bloodwork he asked if I would like to be vaccinated against Hepatitis B. I asked if it was necessary and he said that if I was engaged in sexual activity with multiple partners then it wouldn't be a bad idea. I am such a nerd that I like the fact that he thinks perhaps I could be engaged in sexual activity with multiple partners and thus he asked what he did instead of saying something like "I recommend an alternate vaccination for people like you who are obviously incredibly socially awkward and have an offputting smell. Of course it's just a saline solution because there's nothing to guard against, but I want you to think you're getting your money's worth."

I remain your healthy servant....