People,

Ah, the three day weekend. Is there anything finer? I didn't think so until this particular three day weekend, which was the three day weekend where Joe buys a drill!

That's right, on Sunday Brendo Frendo and I piled into the old Saturn and headed out to Target to take advantage of the post valentine's day candy markdown. Mmmmmmm, Jelly Hearts.

Anywho, while making designs on a number of bags of mini-peanut butter cups I saw in my peripheral vision that there was a sale on drills. And so I bought one, not knowing if I would have enough uses for it to justify its cost. And folks, I couldn't have been more wrong.

I don't think I've ever loved anything as much as this drill. All day yesterday I sat around watching the American Chopper-thon on the Discovery Channel and inventing jobs to do with my drill. These jobs included a little guitar maintence, opening mail, drilling small holes through my piano bench, massacering an old piece of plywood and opening a bag of M&M's (seriously).

Every single one of you should drop what you're doing right now and go get your ass a drill. I mean it.