People,

Possibly the worst feeling in the world is thinking you have a snow day when, in fact, there is no snowday to be had at all. Such was the case this morning.

I woke up to the sound of a plow and ran to the window of my living room to see what was happening. Unfortunately, I forgot to put my glasses on first. So there I stood in my drawers, looking out on what in my myopic world appeared to be six inches or so of beautiful, make the elderly boss stay at home snow.

I hustled back to the bedroom to find out for sure and when I picked up my phone I saw that there was a message from Ladyfriend Sarah. Surely she had called to tell me about the snowday! Nope, she just wanted me to know she still had my T-Pass, which she had borrowed. Oh well, maybe she had to work but I knew I still had a snowday.

Anywho, I started planning out everything I would do with my free day. There are books to read, movies to see, naps to take - the choices are endless. Finally, after ten minutes or so of planning I decided to put my glasses on and go survey the damage. Surely with my vision intact the disastrous spectacle would be much more impressive.....or I would see that we barely got a dusting, however it's still 2 below and work is very much going to happen.

Life is, of course, terrible.