People,

I'll tell you what's good about being in a band. It allows you to appear to be a lot cooler and smarter than you are. Now, I know this has been sort of a running theme this week, what with all the talk of me being a hack and all, but today I'd like to cover the area of songwriting.

Last night the band finished polishing up a turd of a song I brought in earlier in the week. I wrote this song in my sophomore year of college and it's basically a stinky poop. But take this poop and let Gordon, Pete and Jordan add their particular brands of stink to it and you get a 15/4 weird ass masterpiece. Well, maybe not masterpiece, but at least a serviceable song.

Tomorrow we're going to take my old underwear and make a mural for the Metropolitan Museum of Art. dag.