Not too much new news to report today, people, but I'll give it my best shot...

- Brendo Frendo has completed work on the movie he shot about us and it will be making it's world premiere on Wednesday, July 23rd, at the Allston Cinema. Although none of us have seen the movie, I think we're all too cognizant enough of the fact that we're whikked jerks to be too worried about how we look on film. So you should all get ready to come support the burgeoning Brendo Frendo movie career and make it out to see us on the big screen. I'm told we'll be three times as tall, three times as fat, three times as loud and, ironically, only twice as ugly.

- Yesterday, as we were sitting around between Wiffleball battles, Jordan "Samurai" Siegel decided to make a McDonald's run. We were all in and gave him our orders. Then MCat walks in and says "you're going to McDonald's?" And then turning to us he asks "What's good there?" What's good there???? What's good there????? How can you not know what you like at McDonald's? It's f*&king McDonald's. Even discounting the fact that MCat and I have eaten at McDonald's together maybe seven million times, their menu is essentially engraved in the human brain while you're still in the womb. I mean, I think you could ask that question to a Peruvian tribesman and he'd say "Quarter Pounder, super size." What's good there? It was high-larious.

BTW, he had three Filet O' Fish and a large milk.