So....

Last night Fooled By April officially formulated our plan for destroying the world with rock this summer. It all starts this Friday at Toad. Be there or be the proverbial square...

I was reading an article this morning about how a lawyer in California is suing to prohibit the eating of Oreos by kids. It seems that they contain a trans-fat that is like an e-vite for arterial blocking and coronary disease. Damn.

A few years ago I remember there was a similar stink about hot dogs. A study showed that eating a lot of hot dogs as a kid had some correlation to cancer. I say damn.

Now, when I was a kid my mom fed me the same lunch every day - a hot dog and American chop suey. It was all I would eat for like four years. And what did I get for dessert? That's right people, Oreo cookies. So essentially I'm screwed. I may not be a doctor, but I think it's safe to say that with my history I have 11 or 12 days left to live. Fate is a cruel mistress....