People,

Yesterday was a weird day all around. When I got home from my ass-dumb job (see previous entries) there were workers unexpectedly all over my house. What were they doing? Well, they had entirely taken out both bathrooms - all the fixtures, toilets, sinks, floors and ceilings. Now, I'm all for home-improvement but people, we only have two bathrooms, which I saw as a potential problem.

Me: How long do you think this will take?
Dude: Few days, man
Me: Where are we supposed to go to the bathroom
Dude: (pause) What?
Me: Fair enough...

So then we did what any non-bathroom having red blooded Americans would do - we went out in the thunderstorm and played wiffleball, taking frequent breaks to pee behind our tool shed.

Alas, taco night was cancelled....