So...

Everyone has been asking me what the surprise I mentioned a few days ago is going to be. And when they ask I say "You'll see. If I told you then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?" And yes, I say it in exactly the condescending tone of voice the quote implies because, well, hey, I'm a dick.

Anyway, after days of these questions I was feeling very smug until Sarah said "Is the surprise that your show on Monday is an acoustic show? Because if it is, then it's been advertised on the front page of the website for a week." So, after I denied that that was the surprise for a few minutes I realized I had no other plausible lie to cover up my stupidity. The acoustic show is the surprise even though it's no surprise to anyone at all. Boo.

The lesson? If you're an idiot then you should read your own website.