So,

Many of you attended the second annual glow party held Saturday in the FXA rock house. And for those of you who didn't....well just rest assured that it was a jam.

Party highlights:

-To save time, loyal FXA rock associate Brendan Clarke and I hit the bathroom together. And while we were in there someone banged on the door. Now, being told in no uncertain terms to hold his horses, said dude threatened to kick the ass of whoever was in there. Little did he know it was not one, but two strapping and inebriatedly aggressive young men. We emerged with chests puffed out and asked "So, who's going to kick our asses?!?!?" (Ed. Note - The threatener of the ass kicking did in fact back down, but almost certainly could have kicked Brendan and Joe's asses at the same time)

-Someone may or may not have showed their boobs on the official party video. We have analysts scouring all available tape right now.

-The ice "booze luge" was officially determined by Somerville health officials to be the germiest object on earth. Way to go!

-Some dude kept throwing balloons into my ceiling fan. I told him to stop and he yelled "Who the F%#k are you?" To which I replied "Who the F%#k am I? Who the F%#k are you? You're in my room, so knock it off, you d%@k!" I think he may have poured beer into my closet after that just to spite me.

-There was lots, and I mean lots, of cursing.

-Last but not least: Approximately 200 friends and strangers drank about $400.00 worth of liquor and left $18.00 in donations. Classy.

Rock and roll...