People,
Man, I am getting emotional. The last FXA show ever is coming up in just four short days and I am becoming a basket case. I've been walking around for days with a huge rock and roll pit in my stomach, a pit that has only been eased with massive amounts of diet coke and box after box of hot tamales. So far it isn't helping that much.
There are just so many silly things that I keep realizing I'm doing for the last time. For instance, I'll think to myself "this is the last time I'm going to pack up my guitar cords" or "this is the last time we'll play Tex" or "I may never kiss Jordan with quite this much intensity again." Stuff like that.
In all seriousness, don't join a band. It'll break your heart.
This whole "break up" thing is just a way to get more people to come to your show, right? I mean, you're not really breaking up, right?
Where was the last Crack Monkeys show? I can't even remember. I think I was drunk.
I sure wish someone would sing us a new song. Heck, let's make it a sing-a-long!