People,

A week or two ago I wrote about the "poo poo twins", these two young kids who literally lost their minds while watching a beagle drop a trout.

Well, I see these kids just about every day now and they're my new favorite attraction on the way to work. They are always talking about NOTHING and do that peculiar four year old thing of completely disregarding what the other is saying.

1: .....I was running so fast and then I went ZOOOM and...

2: My teacher is nice to me but she hates Bobby Jenkins because...

1:...and I was going so fast that my feet were off the ground...

2: We might paint with our fingers today if Miss Abbott wants to.

Stuff like that.

Anyway, today the poo poo twins ended up sitting next to me on the train and I was excited to get a full dose of their kid non-sequiters.

Unfortunately, they ended up breaking my poor little heart. After about a minute, the little girl of the pair stood up and moved a few seats away. The boy asked her where she was going and she pointed at me and said "I don't want to sit next to HIM. He's gross."

Damn.