People,

Man, I love me some kids. They are just funny people.

Case in point. Today, as I made my way to the T on the bike path, I came up on two four or five year old kids. About 20 feet in front of them a beagle was taking a MASSIVE dump. Now, whenever I see a dog grumping on out on the bike path I avert my eyes, turn up the iPod and think about burning MIT to the ground. But not today.

The kids saw the beagle and immediately started screaming and laughing. They couldn't control themselves. "Aaaaaaaaaaa, grooooooooossssssssssssss!" giggle giggle giggle "He's pooooooing."

By the time I passed them they were literally jumping up and down, holding their noses and loving every goddamn second of it.

I wish I could still get so much enjoyment out of a dog dropping trout.