People,

So last week I bought a pair of over the ankle black leather motorcycle boots. They are thick, smelly and literally have a two inch heel. In a word, they rock.

In the course of breaking these boots in I've learned a few things. First, I wish I was 6'2". I feel like a giant when I walk around the regular non-boot wearing folk. I feel like people, even taller people, should bow to my new tallitude and women should dissolve into puddles of boot induced ecstasy. So screw genetics, I really should have been a larger person in the interest of my self-esteem and sexual confidence.

Second, I have gained even more respect for women. I find myself constantly admiring women who walk by me wearing huge heels. How the hell do they do that? And look hot while they're at it? When I'm sporting just the two inch heel I find it has a great limiting effect on my ability to walk like a human being. Ladyfriend Sarah says I look like I "have a load in my pants". Thanks baby.

Anywho, those are my boots. Be nice to them or they will kick your ass.